You Know It’s Bad When…

the Ayatollah Khazali is putting out the word that you are really a MOT. While Khazali’s claims about Ahmadinejad (based largely on the fact that Ahmadinejad’s father changed the name from a fairly generic one to the super-Muslim "Ahmadinejad,"–sort of like a Jew going from "Klein" to "Lovechrist") are not new, they are timely. While the poll numbers are currently looking good for reformer (which in Iranian terms means, as one well-informed source tells us, being only "the third worst evil") Mir-Hossein Mousavi to win Friday’s elections, Jewdar predicted this back in February when we first became aware of the rumor campaign. Personally, we won’t be sad to see Ahmadinejad go, but we also want him to know that any time he wants to come back to the mishpokhe, we’re here to welcome him with open arms.

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About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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