article placeholder

AHAVA Gets a White House Shout-Out

Israeli beauty brand AHAVA is finally getting some secular love. The Dead Sea-inspired line typically purchased by our grandparents, parents and aunts (really any Jewish extended family member), quite possibly ...
article placeholder

This Week In Schmeckles

Atlantique Records (which I guess is like the Folex of the music industry) has reissued Stephen Schneider's "Check your Schmeckle," a song about the dangers of contracting lime disease from deer ticks while cam...
article placeholder

_Heeb_’s Music Picks For June

Sonic YouthThe EternalMatador RecordsIf I have learned one thing in my lifetime, it's that Sonic Youth (pictured above) will--nine times out of 10--put out a better album than pretty much any band who they have...
article placeholder

Israeli Woman Tries, Fails to Commit Suicide

In the above video, an Israeli woman lies down on a set of train tracks in what appears to be a suicide attempt, only to get up and walk away after the train passes by. Suicide FAIL (perhaps the only brand of...
article placeholder

Paris Hilton Wants a New Mideast BFF

Paris Hilton is going to the Middle East to do what the likes of Condoleezza Rice, George Mitchell and Tony Blair have never accomplished in the region: Find a new best friend.The heiress is attempting to furth...
article placeholder

Cast Your Vote for Joanna Angel

Porn star and former Heeb cover girl Joanna Angel has been nominated for a bunch of F.A.M.E. (Fans of Adult Media Entertainment) Awards: favorite female starlet, best star website and favorite anal starlet. Tho...
article placeholder

Judd Apatow’s After School Special

I gotta say, I was a little overexcited when a clip from a new show titled Yo Teach! landed in my e-mail box this week. I mean, it features super fox Jason Schwartzman, a casting choice that makes it exceedingl...
article placeholder

Van Gundy’s Coronation Postponed

Last night, LeBron James and the Cavaliers postponed Stan Van Gundy's march to NBA superstardom by beating the Orlando Magic 112-102. Van Gundy's Magic still lead the best of seven series three-to-two and have ...