This Week In Schmeckles

Atlantique Records (which I guess is like the Folex of the music industry) has reissued Stephen Schneider’s “Check your Schmeckle,” a song about the dangers of contracting lime disease from deer ticks while camping.

You can download it from Amazon or just listen to it for free here.

Sample lyric:

“You better check the freckle that’s crawling up your schmeckel

and it’s better with a friend”

It’s sure to be the hottest summer jam with pedophile camp counselors everywhere.

What do you think?

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Brian Abrams

2 Responses

  1. Anonymous

    it’s lyme’s disease, and have you ever posted anything without a shmeckle or tushie shtup reference?


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