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Even Rock Stars Have Stomach Issues

Synth-pop g-ds Depeche Mode were forced to postpone the first leg of their European tour due to lead singer Dave Gahan's battle with gastroenteritis, commonly known as stomach flu. At least we know it's not s...
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A Sad Time for Terrorists Everywhere

Somewhere in the Middle East, Bin Laden is sitting in a tiny, dank cave eating bonbons, wondering how these four men in Riverdale, New York, couldn't tell the difference between a water balloon and a bomb and t...
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Bat Zilla

"Is cunt too strong a word to call a 12 year old?" American Idol's Jackie Tohn doesn't think so. After walking the red carpet at the shocking American Idol finale last night, she stopped by Heeb Sto...
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Bombshell in Riverdale

Jewdar is still reeling from the news coming out of Riverdale this morning--Archie is going to walk down the aisle with either Betty or Veronica. If all goes according to plan, Archie readers will be treated (a...
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High Fyv

At last, someone out there is more obsessed than I am with television's go-to Jew, Fyvush Finkel. The 85-year old Brooklyn actor turned me down for an interview back in '07 because our rag was too racy (and I h...
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Is Adam Lambert the Real Thing?

Not since 1945 has the question of whether or not someone is a Jew been so compelling for so many people. But whether or not American Idol finalst Adam Lambert is Chosen (not to be confused with the question or...
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A Meaty Read

I may not subscribe to N+1 or Lapham's Quarterly ... but can still spot a literary masterpiece when it comes my way. ...
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Now Hiring

The Schmeeckle Reserve at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point is now looking for summer interns. Hahaha. Schmeeckle. ...
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Lube: Now Bacon Flavored!

Have you ever reached for your handy bottle of lube in the heat of the moment and thought to yourself, "Gee, I don't like any of the fruit flavors of lube that are readily available. I wish there was lube that ...