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Whatever Worked?

Well over 30 years ago, Woody Allen started representing the neurotic, Jewish New Yorker on the big screen. Whether it was Virgil Starkwell robbing a bank with a "gub" (Take the Money and Run), Miles Monroe...
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Mike Sager: The _Heeb_ Interview

As the world becomes more and more pixelated, the number of journalists who appreciate boot leather reporting—hitting the concrete and pressing flesh with characters both storied and unsavory—continues to dwind...
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Bubbe Gets It Doggystyle

Okay, so she's actually Italian, which doesn't exactly qualify her as a bubbe, but c'mon: She's getting tushy-shtupped by the family dog and is such a good sport about it. That's totally honorary Heeb material ...
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What Would Andy Do?

Arkansas' current GOP candidate for the US Senate recently referred to Senator Chuck Schumer (Jew-NY) as "that Jew." What Jewdar truly loves about screw-ups like this is the explanation that invariabl...
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Hey, Academy! Matthew McConaughey Was Robbed!

A slice of Hollywood brilliance has been circulating the web-o-sphere these days. While the movie Tiptoes came out way back in 2003, the trailer for this McConaughey-Beckinsale vehicle has only recently emerged...
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Neutral Milk Hotel Inspires Anne Frank Fantasy

Dresden Dolls founder and long-time Neutral Milk Hotel fan Amanda Palmer is bringing Anne Frank's story to the stage--the high school stage. The Lexington High School alum urged theater director Steven Bogart a...
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The XYZ Affair: The _Heeb_ Interview

I recently sat down with Alex Feder, the lead singer of the Brooklyn- based band, The XYZ Affair. The band is known for its arena/pop sound and their music video, "All My Friends," featuring former Ni...
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The Montauk Monster’s Second Coming

Generally, Jews don't talk about Hell. But I always imagined that in this fiery inferno, Xanax would be banned, Gmail would constantly be down and the Montauk Monster would make its Second Coming. So since FOX ...
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Drunk Jew Arrested at Airport

After a few too many at the T.G.I. Fridays' inside Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, this sloppy souse got a new pair of bracelets, courtesy of the police. She says she was clinked because she's Jewish—w...
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Is That Pastrami in Your Pocket…?

Lately, Craigslist's sexual encounters page has been a go-to-spot for everything from killing, raping and general freakish behavior. This blurb comes from a recent CL posting:  We are two elderly but spry ...