Is That Pastrami in Your Pocket…?

Lately, Craigslist’s sexual encounters page has been a go-to-spot for everything from killing, raping and general freakish behavior.

This blurb comes from a recent CL posting:

We are two elderly but spry Jewish men. Irving, seventy-eight, 5’4", 140, grey hair, brown eyes, thick black glasses, often told he looks like a Jewish Jerry Vale. Murray, seventy-six, 5’5", 150, bald, brown eyes, cataracts, often told he looks like a Jewish Audrey Hepburn. We live in Murray Hill (Murray gets such a kick out of that – he is such a meshugeneh!) and are looking for a third boychick to join us for naked play with pastrami. We got a large order from the Second Avenue Deli that includes corned beef, tongue, potato salad, kishka, pickles, and matzo ball soup. Cost us a pretty penny, but hey, that’s what social security is for, right? We are both straight acting – think a modern version of the Sunshine Boys – and very oral, especially when we take our teeth out. Looking to host now. Please, serious responses only and no gentiles.

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Joke or geriatric nightmare?

What do you think?