After a few too many at the T.G.I. Fridays’ inside Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, this sloppy souse got a new pair of bracelets, courtesy of the police. She says she was clinked because she’s Jewish—when, in actuality, it’s because she’s totally obnoxious. Which I guess is kinda the same thing.
somebody call the ADL
I’m so embarrassed for my people.
47 of Abe Foxman’s chins agree that we should get Alan Dershowitz and funna sue they ass!
Her only crime is that she’s flying out of *Terminal E* — the catfish terminal .. Too bad she’s going to miss her Sun Country flight to Branson.
BTW, TGIFs at DFW don’t serve Manieschewitz.
..although they totally should.
She totally needs to be clinked
.. so that nobody gets the seat next to her on the plane.
i hope that wasn’t my aunt.