Beastie Boys at Bonnaroo
The Beastie Boys will be putting their roots down at Bonnaroo this year along with two shows from the recently reunited Phish. Bruce Springsteen and Nine Inch Nails also nabbed prominent slots at the fest, whic...
Faye Dunaway to Beat Hilary Duff With a Wire Hanger
Lenny Bruce's ex-girlfriend Faye Dunaway just got the verbal smackdown from boyband-retard-Aaron Carter's-ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff.Apparently Duff, who was cast in a remake of Dunaway's Bonnie and Clyde, doesn...
Adam Baruchowitz’s Other Jewish Business
We always knew our own Adam Baruchowitz, Heeb's business director, was on the cusp of stardom for his environmentally-friendly company Wearable Collections. Yesterday, JTA's website featured him as one of four ...
Fat/Unhygienic People Love Denny’s
Ever since that funny Denny's commerical aired during the Super Bowl, fat people, Texans and fat Texans (among othernoble American races)--Ican make this joke because I'm from Texas--have been queuing up in hig...
Christian Bale Tirade: Now Dropping Mad Beats
Christian Bale's on-set explosion, already an internet hit after being posted on TMZ.com, may soon be taking over the clubs, too. Audio from the outburst has been remixed with dance beats.The Dark Knight star h...
Smoke Weed, Help a Holocaust Survivor
Next time you're in Israel and you hear somebody mention "getting stoned," they won't necessarily mean it in the Biblical sense (I.e., burying you to your neck in sand and throwing rocks at your head). They ...
Parties On Paper
For those that relished zines in their salad days, Trinie Dalton has produced a tasteful collection of mythical miscellany. MYTHTYM compiles the best work from her previous zines on Werewolves, mythical beings...
Walla Walla, Washington’s Whitman Wonks Muse on Mixed Model Minority Marriages
It seems that Jewdar is not the only one who has spent time wondering what life is like at the home of Maury Povich and Connie Chung. Apparently Walla Walla's Whitman College is conducting the world's first e...
Madoff Hosts a Super Bowl Party
...on Saturday Night Live. Peep this funny SNL skit, which aired this past weekend,where ponzi-schemer/dickwad Bernie Madoff isattempting tohost aSuper Bowl party. From his prison cell...err...Park Avenue apart...
Israel Brings Out the Nomad in Donna Karan
Donna Karan is so wacky and quirky. She's always sporting high-water yoga culottes and massive pieces of meteorite-looking jewelry whenever I see her on a red carpet.With Fashion Week approaching and all these ...
Lil Wayne Busted “Playing with Fire,” Bowling with Katie Couric
Lil Wayne is the latest artist to fall victim to lawyers for Abkco Music. The prolific rapper has pulled the song "Playing with Fire" from his smash album Tha Carter III in a settlement with the music...
Googly Eyes
We have always known that Google is watching. Recently, their Orwellian mini-van made venison out of an innocent deer. Their newsmaking doesn't end there. Google Earth's international crime fighting cape wave...
