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WHY is Paula Deen so hungry? The corpulent debutant is mind-fucking America with her food weapons. For further wretching, watch her "make love to her tater."...

Long standing conflict ends as Israel returns lawn mower to Palestine. via The Onion...

Strangers touching strangers. This lovely collection of photos showcases years of awkward people posing spontaneously together, hands and feet nearly frottage-free. ...

Jewdar has been riding my ass lately, not because of its apple-shaped firmness, but because of the Heebonics entry I managed to finagle into our Politics Issue that apparently bastardizes Yiddish. Sorry Jewdar,...

Cosmopolitan New Yorkers that we are, Jewdar is not among the crowd that considers the paper of record to be the "New York Nazi Times." Sometimes, however--as with their editorial on the murder of Dan...

Join Heeb Magazine for the opening reception of the Heeb Hundred Portrait Exhibition at Sixth & I. The exhibition is both a measure of where young Jews are today and a window into their future. The ...

Ponytail sound like a pop-punk pogo party. They have built a reputation for their ecstatic live shows. Their second album, Ice Cream Spiritual, is full of hyperactive, post-punk in over-drive --anthems that can...

Now that 'Scrubs' star Zach Israel Braff is officially emancipated from TV series slavery, he's taking it easy. ("When you work on a television series, they own you.") Ha'aretz caught up with him whil...

This holiday season, don't miss the opportunity to thrust your nuts between Hillary's thighs or play with Bill's curvy metallic phallus. The Clinton-themed nutcracker and corkscrew set is now available for $28....

In one final slap in the face to the Jewish community, Mr. and Mrs. Bush sent out their Hannukkah party invitations to America's Jewish leaders with one small oversight. The front of the card, which announces a...

This is either the most bizarre or the most noble attempt at making the world a better place. Perfect for that special someone with IBS, Shreddies conceal the sweet stink of life, says some lady dental hygenist...