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…in my Pants

Leave it to our favorite SNL jewbag, Andy Samberg, to call attention to every guy's worst nightmare inthis highly inappropriate yet hilarious new digital short. Highlights include Justin Timberlake playing a j...
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Oh, Snap!

As you know, we got a lot of feedback about our Summer Issue Swimsuit Calendar shot by Gilles Bensimon. The calendar seemed to be a line in the sand for many of our readers who didn't buy its high-fallutin' int...
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Fun With Yiddish

Though the debate rages as to whether it contributed to the etymology of the phrase "tushy-shtupp," Yiddish, as far as I've been able to tell, is the funniest language out there.Thanks to blissful ig...
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Fairey Godpainter

Wandering the street of Paris a few days ago, I saw posters of President Sarkozy, which riffed on Shepard Fairey's now-iconic Obama portrait (Fairey's Studio Number One also designed the cover of Heeb's Politic...
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Another Bush Invasion

For native Dallasites like myself, the news that W. just purchased a new home in pro-Obama North Dallas (right by my favorite P.F. Chang's where I spend a large portion of my Christmas break), is as welcmed new...
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Ass Play

The second edition of the webcomic Assholes hit last week. This time, we find our douchebag protagonists in quite the dilemma as assholes Josh and Mitch get stuck inside a Mexican jail cell where they try to av...
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The Irish Bring Kosher Back

There's a reason the tribe has survived throughout the centuries. It's not solely because of our good looks and witty humor - our strong constitutions can be traced back to a selective diet. However, if you wer...
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Who’s Your Daddy?

According to a piece in today's Times, a recent genetic study of Y-Chromosomes (those are the daddy ones, hence the title) in Spain suggests that some 20% of the population has Sephardi ancestry. Jewdar is abso...
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Her Mother Should Be Proud

Thanks to Jewssip, it has come to our attention that Heeb covergirl Joanna Angel was just nominated for 14 AVN adult video awards. The nominations range from Best Solo Sex Scene and Best Double Penetration Scen...
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He-r-r-r-r-r-r-e’s Larry

Who doesn't like to maximize life efficiency by viewing throw-away blogs all day long? Gabe Delahaye, the Dorothy Parker of the Internet, has an entire Tumblr dedicated to one joke about Curb Your Enthusiasm. A...