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_Heeb_ November Music Picks!

Here's what's currently in rotation on the jewkbox here at _Heeb_ HQ:Deerhunter Microcastles/Weird Era cont.Kranky Records Deerhunter (pictured above) combines the sounds of Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine a...
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The Making of Sarah Silverman’s Demon Baby

Every wonder what the spawn of Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel might have looked like? Well, on her show The Sarah Silverman Show we can presume if she gets accidentally preggers and discovers this at nearly n...
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Jemaine to the Conversation

From the wacky Mormons who brought you Napoleon Dynamite comes 2009's Gentlemen Broncos, starring our fave FOTC-ordian, Jemaine Clement. F*** yeah! GB's catchy viral marketing campaign, which features Clement'...
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Meat Company in Deep Freeze

Looks like famished frumies will have to get into their camouflage outfits and start hunting for brisket. Agriprocessors, the Iowa-based kosher slaughterhouse, halted production today as executives scrambled to...
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Hump Day Helper

Cheer up! This video of Snoop Dogg on Martha Stewart is the funniest thing I've seen all week. I nearly died when she tries to say "off da chizzle for shizzle."...
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Jewish Mafia Kingpin Dead

Ya'acov Alperon, the Don of Israel's largest crime family, was killed in a car bombing yesterday. He has previously survived two other car bomb attempts as well as a grenade being thrown at his home. It is not ...
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The Truth Behind Madonna’s English Accent

In breaking news Good Morning America finally explains to the nation the mystery behind Foreign Accent Syndrome, AKA the high-browing of Midwestern housewives and anglophiles like Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. T...
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Bibi Jeebies

Israeli politician, Benjamin Netanyahu's campaign website is a blatant rip-off of President Elect Obama's, right down to the fonts and social networking options. I can't decide if it makes it more or less emba...
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Who is Martin Eisenstadt?

You may remember him as the alleged source behind the Sarah Palin/Africa leak. He revealed himself as a McCain policy advisor, and few in the blogosphere/mainstream media questioned his legtimacy. Turns out, h...