Kinky Friedman Back in Saddle
Kinky Friedman, the country singer, humorist and author, wants back in on the political fight for the Texas governorship in 2010. This time around, the Jewish cowboy will cut back on the one-liners against Rick...
Booby Prizes
Spend time at the gym trying to enhance your pectorals? Apparently, men in the UK are after the opposite aesthetic and are increasingly turning to breast reductions, which were up 44 percent in 2008. Guess ther...
Mildly Liking Leah
Last night, Hallmark brought to you its best effort at a modern Jewish love story. Loving Leah stars Lauren Ambrose, of _Six Feet Under_, who plays an Orthodox Jew forced to marry her dead husband's brother, pl...
O’Dowd Report
George O'Dowd, AKA, Boy George, is the most popular new inmate at North London's Pentonville prison. The 80s popstar and anti-Kabbalist was moved to the same slammer where Amy Winehouse's Blake was sent. The he...
Only in Alaska
Betcha didn't know that Alaska has the highest per capita sex offences in the country. In a twist of irony, one of the many convicted Alaskan sex offenders won a $500 000 lottery over the weekend. What's more i...
Meat Company in Deep Freeze
Looks like famished frumies will have to get into their camouflage outfits and start hunting for brisket. Agriprocessors, the Iowa-based kosher slaughterhouse, halted production today as executives scrambled to...
_Rachel Getting Married_: The _Heeb_ Review
Chances are you still haven't seen Jonathan Demme's masterful Rachel Getting Married because it's in limited release. Worth the $12.50 though--it's the type of wedding story that takes you through every gruelin...
“Only in Israel!”
The notoriously campy and loud-mouthed, boxing promoter Don King, apparently is punch-drunk in his love for Israel, where he is a guest speaker at the Peres Center for Peace's Tenth Anniversary, which works to ...
The Palin Family Shopping Spree
Campaign finance reports confirm that the Repulican National Commitee spent $150 000 in September to gussy up the honky, would-be VP's kinfolk for her 50-state shitshow. Makes you wonder what kind of mess they ...
Jesse Jackson, Please Shut Up!
Jesse Jackson keeps putting his foot in his mouth when it comes to Obama. Back in June, the green-eyed monster reared its ugly head when Jackson said that he wanted to cut Obama's balls off. This time, Jackson ...
King for a Day
I don't know what's worse, hearing Ahmadinejad's sound bites get international exposure at the UN or seeing Larry King pander to his nonsense. At 74, the crotchety interviewer just sat there with nothing combat...
Master of No One’s Domain
Even his faithful four-eyed fans must finally swallow the fact that Jerry Seinfeld is no longer a relevant pop culture icon. As if "Bee Movie" wasn't enough to prove his waning appeal (and misguided e...
