Paris Hilton is Not Ricky Gervais’ British BFF
In an act of sheer wit and absurdity, Ricky Gervais wrote President Obama (otherwise known as O-Bombs) a letter--which is posted on his blog--the otherday petitioning for America to give up Victoria Beckham in ...
_Candy Land_: The Motion Picture?
A Transformers movie franchise is one thing. But next up on Hasbro's development slate: A live-action feature based on Candy Land?The first film to be produced in a deal between the game company and Universal, ...
Lux Interior: 1948-2009
Lux Interior, lead singer of the seminal punk/rockabilly band, The Cramps, passed away yesterday. Though not as recognized as Mick Jagger or Iggy Pop, Interior was one of rock 'n' roll's greatest frontmen. Chec...
Jackie Martling: The _Heeb_ Interview
For 15 years Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling held the honorable title of Head Writer on The Howard Stern Show. From creating bits to writing quick comebacks for Howard to providing uncontrollable laughter, the L...
“Jewish Junkie” at _Heeb_ Storytelling
Last month at _Heeb_ Storytelling in Hollywood, Noah Jashinski performed a song about his struggle with heroin addiction. You can read about Jashinski's experiences at Beit T'Shuvah, a Los Angeles-based Jewish ...
Another Neuman-Run Mag to Publish Quarterly
For years, _Heeb_ publisher Josh Neuman has nursed a certain amount of resentment towards Alfred E. Neuman, A. Because _Mad_ Magazine publishes as a monthly B. Because Josh wants to be the most famous Neuman in...
Beastie Boys at Bonnaroo
The Beastie Boys will be putting their roots down at Bonnaroo this year along with two shows from the recently reunited Phish. Bruce Springsteen and Nine Inch Nails also nabbed prominent slots at the fest, whic...
Faye Dunaway to Beat Hilary Duff With a Wire Hanger
Lenny Bruce's ex-girlfriend Faye Dunaway just got the verbal smackdown from boyband-retard-Aaron Carter's-ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff.Apparently Duff, who was cast in a remake of Dunaway's Bonnie and Clyde, doesn...
Adam Baruchowitz’s Other Jewish Business
We always knew our own Adam Baruchowitz, Heeb's business director, was on the cusp of stardom for his environmentally-friendly company Wearable Collections. Yesterday, JTA's website featured him as one of four ...
Fat/Unhygienic People Love Denny’s
Ever since that funny Denny's commerical aired during the Super Bowl, fat people, Texans and fat Texans (among othernoble American races)--Ican make this joke because I'm from Texas--have been queuing up in hig...
Christian Bale Tirade: Now Dropping Mad Beats
Christian Bale's on-set explosion, already an internet hit after being posted on TMZ.com, may soon be taking over the clubs, too. Audio from the outburst has been remixed with dance beats.The Dark Knight star h...
