Femme Retail
On the television series Mad Men, Rachel Menken is a second-generation Manhattan merchant who gives her father's department store an overhaul. In season one of the Eisenhower-era drama, which aired on AMC earli...
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No, You Really Didn't See This Picture (Cute Overload)Eight Insane Ways Parents Are Politically Brainwashing Children (Cracked) Sean Lennon Pretends He's Yoko Ono (The Animal New York)In the Future, Everyone (I...
Stop or My Rebbe Will Shoot (Hey, What Do Want? the _Post_ Took all the Good One-Liners Already)
Rabbi Gary Moscowitz is a gun-toting rabbi who spent three years working for the NYPD (before being fired for undisclosed reasons). He now trains other rabbis on how to defend themselves in case of a terrorist ...
Oprah Tells Chris Brown to Get a Shrink
Chris Brown feels mistreated. Cue the violins. He feels that Oprah treated him unfairly when she dedicated a show on domestic violence to Rihanna. While Chris "commends" Oprah on addressing the issue,...
Stuff Hipsters Hate: Poseurs
Hector: Fuck, Frances, why are you calling me at 11:30 in the morning? I was totally sleeping.Frances: Did you hear that that dude from Look at this Fucking Hipster is having a freaking photo shoot today? He's,...
Lox Ice Cream: So Good You’ll Cream Cheese Yourself
With perpetually clogged sinuses and tendencies towards lactose intolerance, ice cream has never been the chosen treat of the chosen people. And by the looks of San Francisco Weekly's list of "The Ten Wei...
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Extract: Mike Judge's Comedy Forumula (Screen Junkies)Smash and Grab Robbery at Apple Store Leaves the Place Picked Clean in 31 Seconds Flat (The Daily What)Seven Beloved Celebrities and the Awful Shit You Forg...
Pat Buchanan Hearts Hitler
Having spent the better part of the summer reading irate letters from readers who equate a picture of Roseanne Barr dressed as Domestic Goddess Hitler with Holocaust denial, Jewdar would like to point out to th...
Michael Jackson’s Funeral Today, This Time for Real
Text by Seth Herzog Michael Jackson's funeral is today."Wait, what? Didn't we do that already?" you might ask. "What was that whole thing at the Staples Center about? I had to sit through Jermain...
The Perils of Dating Catholics
When someone tells you to "get on your knees" in the bedroom, praying is not usually what you have in mind. However, that is exactly what the Catholic Church is advocating in the Prayer Book for Spouses, which ...
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Reading Rainbow Cancelled After 26 Years (Screen Junkies) Who's the Ultimate '80s Airhead? (Stuck in the '80s) What Could Go Wrong at the National Single CougarConvention? (Flisted)Coming (Too) Soon: ...
Piven Talks Fish on _Letterman_
Jeremy Piven finally gave a bit more of his side of the fish story last night on David Letterman. Piven dropped out of a hit Broadway revival of David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow with Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss and mu...
