Brittany Murphy, RIP
After receiving the awful and tearful news that one of my closest friends passed away yesterday morning, I haven't been able to sleep. I wanted to share with you all some of our fondest memories together.I fi...
Amy Winehouse Loves T&A
After struggling with her addictions to crank, coke, heroin, and BLAAAAAAAKE, Amy Winehouse is toying with a new vice - plastic surgery. Her recent boob job - going from a 32B to a 32D - has left her so happy, ...
Hot Damn! Holocaust Survivors Just Can’t Catch a Break
Anew studyshows that victims of the Holocaust have a higher risk of getting cancer. Contributing factors are high levels of emotional stress at a young age, extreme calorie restriction and drum roll please....c...
Posh and Piglet Sitting in a Tree
Rumors are circulating that the Queen of Missing Ribs, Victoria Beckham, has in fact purchased herself two micro pigs. The pigs are said to be residing in BeckinghamPalace.No word on whether or not Posh is jeal...
Ivanka Trump’s Big Fat Jewish Wedding
After converting to Judaism for her millionaire fiance, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump has finally married the publisher ofThe New York Observer. You can be sure the Orthodox ceremony, which was held today at the ...
This Little Piggy’s Coming Home With Me
For £700, and however many dollars that translates to, I can have my very own nine ounce micro pig. Breeder Jane Croft has been making these piglets for five months now at Little Pig Farm in Christchurch, Engl...
If This Isn’t Talent, Then I Don’t Know What Is
After a "passionate perfomance" at the pole dancing championship in Moscow, a dancer fell when her pole gave way. (Watch the Video After the Jump) This would never happen to Sexy Bubby, a pole dancer ...
Jenny Slate “Fucks” Her Way Into Stardom
SNL's newest member Jenny Slate knows how to make a splash. The former Heeb 100 dropped the F-bomb during "Biker Chick Chat," her first ever Saturday Night Live sketch. (Video After the Jump) Jenny must ha...
Disney Gases Anne Frank Film
Disney has made billions by turning awkward-looking teenage girls into stars, so when reports were leaked that they were developing a film based on the life of Anne Frank with writer David Mamet, nobody thought...
Rich Man, Poor Man and the $545 Pair of Jeans
Finally the perfect jeans for the conflicted man: a $545 pair of DSquared jeans with "Rich Man" embroidered on one ass cheek and "Poor Man" on another. I'll put aside the fact that no poor man could afford thes...
Link Round Up
Pete Doherty is a Drug Addict, But You Already Knew That (Agent Bedead) Two-Face's Favorite Fruit (The Daily What)How Many "Indirect" Sexual Partners Have you Had? Eeek! (F-Listed) 6 Horrifying Ways t...
Jews Occupy Candyland
After a heated race to the final square, the Jews have captured Candyland and resettled it as ...
