After receiving the awful and tearful news that one of my closest friends passed away yesterday morning, I haven’t been able to sleep. I wanted to share with you all some of our fondest memories together. I first met Brittany through my friends Cory, Shawn and Topanga. We quickly became close and, before I knew...

After struggling with her addictions to crank, coke, heroin, and BLAAAAAAAKE, Amy Winehouse is toying with a new vice – plastic surgery. Her recent boob job – going from a 32B to a 32D – has left her so happy, Amy just wants more. A source told The Sun: "Amy loves her [new] boobs. She...

Anew studyshows that victims of the Holocaust have a higher risk of getting cancer. Contributing factors are high levels of emotional stress at a young age, extreme calorie restriction and drum roll please….cigarette smoking! Excuse my German, but no shit, Sherlock. (Cigarettes are often used by people suffering from post-traumatic stess disorder, but I’m ignoring...

Rumors are circulating that the Queen of Missing Ribs, Victoria Beckham, has in fact purchased herself two micro pigs. The pigs are said to be residing in BeckinghamPalace.No word on whether or not Posh is jealous of their petite frame.One thing is for sure though, if I see Louis Vuitton come out with a new...

After converting to Judaism for her millionaire fiance, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump has finally married the publisher ofThe New York Observer. You can be sure the Orthodox ceremony, which was held today at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ was extravagant and over-the-top. While it remains unclear how Daddy Donald feels about his...

For £700, and however many dollars that translates to, I can have my very own nine ounce micro pig. Breeder Jane Croft has been making these piglets for five months now at Little Pig Farm in Christchurch, England. Christchurch? Wait it gets better. Croft says the pigs, which only grow 14 inches tall, make great...

After a "passionate perfomance" at the pole dancing championship in Moscow, a dancer fell when her pole gave way. (Watch the Video After the Jump) This would never happen to Sexy Bubby, a pole dancer who dresses as a Jewish grandmother and one of this year’s Heeb 100. She always takes safety precautions when it...

SNL‘s newest member Jenny Slate knows how to make a splash. The former Heeb 100 dropped the F-bomb during “Biker Chick Chat," her first ever Saturday Night Live sketch. (Video After the Jump) Jenny must have spent all day yesterday repenting on Yom Kippur because her foul mouth has been forgiven. The FCC didn’t fine...

Disney has made billions by turning awkward-looking teenage girls into stars, so when reports were leaked that they were developing a film based on the life of Anne Frank with writer David Mamet, nobody thought twice. But now, Disney has decided that Anne Frank–The Movie is "too dark." Apparently they were hoping Mamet would deliver...

Finally the perfect jeans for the conflicted man: a $545 pair of DSquared jeans with “Rich Man” embroidered on one ass cheek and “Poor Man” on another. I’ll put aside the fact that no poor man could afford these jeans, but rich or not who would spend this much money on something so hideous? While...

Pete Doherty is a Drug Addict, But You Already Knew That (Agent Bedead) Two-Face’s Favorite Fruit (The Daily What) How Many "Indirect" Sexual Partners Have you Had? Eeek! (F-Listed) 6 Horrifying Ways to Improve Your Sex Life (Cracked) Mathew McConaughey Can’t Do Anything on his Own (Seriously! OMG! WTF?) Treating Brain Injuries with Booze? YES!!...

After a heated race to the final square, the Jews have captured Candyland and resettled it as