Anew studyshows that victims of the Holocaust have a higher risk of getting cancer. Contributing factors are high levels of emotional stress at a young age, extreme calorie restriction and drum roll please….cigarette smoking! Excuse my German, but no shit, Sherlock. (Cigarettes are often used by people suffering from post-traumatic stess disorder, but I’m ignoring that fact for this post.)
I am, however, more concerned about the calorie/cancer link. If this gives my grandmother one more reason to think gefilte fish is something I should shove down my trap, that bitch has another thing coming.
Knock on wood, of course.