For Â£700, and however many dollars that translates to, I can have my very own nine ounce micro pig. Breeder Jane Croft has been making these piglets for five months now at Little Pig Farm in Christchurch, England. Christchurch? Wait it gets better. Croft says the pigs, which only grow 14 inches tall, make great pets for people with fur allergies. As someone that is deathly allergic to cats, dogs and most of nature, I can’t believe that I’m finally going to have a little pet that doesn’t require Kleenex and Claritin. (I’m so excited, I’ve almost forgotten that I can’t afford Â£700.) Croft says the little piggy "will sit on your lap while you watch TV so you can scratch their belly. They will even talk to you and have you giggling for hours." Now that sounds like some good, clean, kosher fun!