Oprah Tells Chris Brown to Get a Shrink

Chris Brown feels mistreated. Cue the violins. He feels that Oprah treated him unfairly when she dedicated a show on domestic violence to Rihanna. While Chris "commends" Oprah on addressing the issue, he feels that after performing in Africa at her school, she "could have been more helpful" to him and felt the show "was a slap in [the] face." Well, Mr. Brown, a slap in the face is better than a punch.

Oprah’s people wasted no time in addressing Chris, and released a statement saying: "Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school, but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs." You know it’s bad when even Oprah doesn’t want to hear your side of a story. Still, Chris, don’t worry about picking a good shrink from your list of providers. We here at Heeb have plenty of therapists we can recommend.

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  1. Puck

    lol
    Gee I sang at a school once surely that means I can smack my bitch up once or twice?
    No, Chris.
    St. Oprah has spoken.

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