Nosh Pit: Lox Benedict
We imagine those of you who tried the Future issue'sD-I-Y Loxrecipeare burned out on bagels and cream cheese. So here's your brunch alternative for cured fish aficionados: Lox Benedict. BERNAISE HOLLANDAISE SA...
Do Not Fear Zombie Hitler; KGB Made Sure The Fuhrer Wouldn’t Return
Rest easy, Jews. We're officially safe from any undead, vampire or cloned version of the Fuhrer. New reports reveal the Soviets burned his and Eva Braun's bodies and dumped the remains in an East German river i...
Lisa Lampanelli Wishes You A Happy Hannukah
To plug her book, Chocolate, Please, Lisa Lampanelli turns Heeb's Hannukah photo shoot into her last chance to play with big black dildos. "I'm engaged now, man," she says. Since the Queen of Mean is marrying a...
Skullfucker Grills Lefty: Fallout from The Iran Sanctions Bill
Seems some are shocked our most lefty, progressive group is actually supporting those sanctions on Iran instead of the expected reaction: thumb-twiddling and worry over possible effects on the children. Journal...
Bob Dylan vs. Neil Diamond: Whose Christmas Album Is Right for You?
For all the Jews who'll be decorating trees and roasting chestnuts this Hannukah, we've got the soundtrack of your holiday season. It's Neil Diamond, the "Jewish Elvis," againstRobert Allen Zimmerman,...
Roseanne Barr Is Hitler. . . Again
In case you missed Roseanne Barr on The Wendy Williams Show this morning, don't worry, she didn't kill anybody. However, the History Channel can't say the same because the hellacious housewife from our Germany ...
Kerin.rose Makes a Spectacle of Fashion With A-Morir
kerin.rose is hard to miss. Try to picture Peg Bundy but as a New Yorker with a Ziggy Stardust sensibility. If you can do all that, you'll imagine something like her. In 2008, kerin.rose founded a-morir, an ac...
Bobcat Goldthwait Makes Great Movies, You’re An Asshole for Not Caring
(clips after the jump)This morning marks the arrival of Bobcat Goldthwait's World's Greatest DadDVD. Come to think of it, I already told you about the black comedy back when it was in theaters over the summer. ...
Link Round Up
redeSign Language (mental_floss)Zen Moment: If Freddie Prinze Jr & Sarah Michelle Gellar Resurface Is Anyone Around To Give A Shit? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?) Cats & Gods (The Daily What)Premature Magiculat...
Praying for Release of Footstone’s Second Album, _Schmeckle City Rubdown_
The world's greatest album title is one step closer to entering its deserved place in music history. Punk/pop garage Footstone broke up 15 years ago, after the release of their first album,Lippy, but before the...
Link Round Up: Cruisin’ Rubin Altitude Edition (From A Plane)
C Is For Carnage (Screen Junkies) Won't You Dare To Be My Neighbor? (The Daily What)The Puniful Suspects (Agent Bedhead)McLovin To Star In Super McLovin (FilmDrunk)Acording To Rihanna, Size Matters On A 'Fella ...
This Is Where Roman Polanski Is Being Held Because He Raped A Thirteen-Year-Old Girl
They let him go to his Swiss chalet today. It's nice, right? All you really have to do is get rid of the reporters. I wouldn't mind spending a little time there, would you?The average size of a US prison cell, ...
