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Seagal’s Legal Woes

It's not easy being the living incarnation of a Buddha. According to Kayden Nguyen, doughy action hero Steven Seagal hired her as an "executive assistant" at his Louisiana home (above, without the hai...
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Takin’ A Link!

Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" Proves one man's "white trash" is another's "white treasure." (Death + Taxes) The Library of Congress is archiving every public tweet, ever. Plann...
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L’Had Link Neir, DAWG

American Apparel Sexploitation Ad-Department Finally Realizes "Hey, Yoga's Kinda Sexy." (Yoga Poseur)Prepare Your Snark Absorbers & A Rubber, It's Curb Your Enthusi-Gasm (The Daily What)Madonna Fo...

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