Endangered Stoops
With all the first-wave gentrifiers and old neighborhoodies up-in-arms about the changing face of Brooklyn, it's surprising that nobody has taken issue with the saddest part of new constructi...
Half of the duo that gave us Ben & Jerry's, Ben Cohen has traded frozen dairy delights for G-20 and anti-war protests. After building a delicious empire with cream, hard work and love, the entrepreneur now ...
Crunch
The transformation of what was once a dank gym on St. Mark's Place into a lifestyle brand has been embarrassing: an ill-fated magazine (with "musician" Juliette Lewis), idiotic promotions ("Wicked Yoga"...
After an Iranian zealot started talking smack about cleavage causing earthquakes, Purdue co-ed Jennifer McCreight rebelled with her "Boobquake" assembly, but some are saying she proved the guy's point. A 6.5 ea...
We’re sure that last week, when you sat down in front of your computer with your customary martini* and tub of Vaseline, you were horrified to find that Heebmagazine.com wasn’t there. We pray both that you forg...
Giving A Sandwich To A Homeless Guy
How generous of you to offer that homeless guy the crappy half-eaten sandwich rolled up in foil at the bottom of your $595 Coach leather duffel bag. I can't imagine why they...
Guys Who Put Their Hand On Your Back As They Pass In A Crowded Party
This party is packed and it's hard to get over to the bar, so I know just what you should do: Take your sweaty paw and touch the magic littl...
Flaunt Magazine
We were actually kind of flattered when we heard about your Jewish Issue—after all, we've been giving the lowdown on the hoedown between Jewish and popular cultures for the past five years. The...
Five Minutes Away
Where do you get the nerve to tell me that you're only "five minutes away" when you already told me you were "five minutes away" 15 minutes ago? Can you at least tell me how much longer you'l...
New York Times Columnist Deborah Solomon
Grouchy journalism, thy name is Deborah Solomon. I'm all for writers having their own voice, but Solomon's interview style is akin to that of an angry heckler sitting i...
People Who Tell You Their Dreams
So you dreamt you were underneath the Eiffel Tower wearing a wedding dress and holding a key in your hand. And now you're asking me what I think it means. I think it means you'...
Bathroom Attendants
It's one thing if a guy goes and picks up your car for you or carries your luggage to your room, but it's entirely another when he's solely turning the water on and off. Is there some human...