Bathroom Attendants
It’s one thing if a guy goes and picks up your car for you or carries your luggage to your room, but it’s entirely another when he’s solely turning the water on and off. Is there some human being out there who would ever say to themselves: “Man, this public restroom experience would be perfect if I only had someone here to turn the faucet for me…. Oh, and offer me a Twix bar and some Paco Rabanne.”
ADAM BARUCHOWITZ
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