Urban Kvetch: Five Minutes Away

Five Minutes Away
Where do you get the nerve to tell me that you’re only “five minutes away” when you already told me you were “five minutes away” 15 minutes ago? Can you at least tell me how much longer you’ll be five minutes away? If I had known what you meant the first time, I’d have rented a movie or something. Seriously, tell me when you’re four minutes away so I can finish up that novel I’ve always been meaning to write.

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