You're already an awesome person, far superiority to those who drive, or even take public transit. What could possibly make you better? How about a bike made out of recycled cardboard.
Yes, there is something peculiar about the way that if it’s during a gymnastics event, grown men watching teenage girls in skimpy, skin-tight outfits isn’t supposed to be creepy. Jewdar watched anyway.
it certainly doesn't bode well for the future that the possible president doesn't seem to have a grasp of Israeli-Palestinian relations beyond that of a 5th grade Hebrew school student