King Zionic Root Drink Another fun, vaguely familiar find from the West Indian depths of Brooklyn. This one evokes images of muscular Rastas at work, quenching their Zionic Man thirst with funny-sounding herbs: The ingredients list “four-man strength” and “strong back” — surely stuff to put hair on your chest. But it’s balanced with something...

Tie-Dyed Yarmulke It’s a special way of saying “Yeah, I gotta wear this thing, but I’m really a wild and crazy guy with lots of funky dance moves. I don’t turn on the lights during Shabbos, but come Saturday night, I break out the Phish bootlegs and say brachas on bong hits”. You go, rebel....