Staying in the Closet
Enough is enough. You’re thirty-plus and the overcompensating is getting to be a burden on us. I’m not going to set you up with straight chicks anymore. I’m just enabling. Gay life is better. Embrace it. Just think: You could be having a beautiful commitment ceremony in Cambridge this time next year. I know so many guys that would love to meet you. Come out. We’ll still love you.