Urban Kvetch: Paperclipping Your Check to Your Subscription Card

Paperclipping your Check to your Subscription Card
Cut it out already. You put your check and business reply card together in an envelope and seal it. Period. Now you gotta paperclip them together like a paranoid schizophrenic? It’s a $22 dollar check, for God’s sake, not the cure for polio. You’re the same sick fuck who won’t leave the check at the table without weighing down the cash with the ketchup bottle, aren’t you?
JOSHUA NEUMAN

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