Your Voice Mail
Isn’t it enough that I endure the same ten muffled seconds of Lil’ Wayne’s “Lollipop” song every time I get your voicemail? Must that be followed by a half-hour of automated exposition on how to leave a message? I don’t need to send a “numeric page” or “mark my call as urgent.” I can also pass on the playback and re-recording my message options. I’m trying to remind you to pick up toilet paper, not rewrite the Emancipation Proclamation.
OLIVER NOBLE
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