Urban Kvetch: Little Girls with Lipstick

Little Girls With Lipstick

Moms of America, I beg you: Stop putting makeup on your little girls. Your red-lipped three-year-olds don’t need pink nail polish to dig in the dirt for worms or run through a sprinkler. Do you know why women started wearing lipstick? The red color simulates how your lips naturally darken during orgasm. Ditto nails. It’s not cute. It’s stomach-turning.

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