“Get away from our plates!” We don’t care if there are only morsels left. You know, in many places in the world it’s actually bad manners for a busboy to lurk and wait to snatch up your plate the second you’re done. Maybe some Americans can’t stand looking at their supersized portions any longer than they have to, but these Americans don’t want to fend off predators when they’re trying to enjoy their breakfasts.
LEWIS AND JANET NEUMAN
Urban Kvetch: Over-eager Busboys