Urban Kvetch: Homies

Homies
David Gonzalez says he created these one-inch tall plastic figurines with names such as “Big Vato,” “Dr. Bomba” and “El Grumpy” out of love, and we can only imagine that it was for the same reason that he created Palermos, a New York crime family with names like “Rocko the Trashman,” “No Problem Paulie” and “Rico the Rat.” Hey Dave, show us some love. Why not the “Heebies?” I can see it now: For just two quarters in the gumball machine you can roll with “Sruli the Stoolie,” “Yitz Kosher” or “Big Yudl.”
KRAZY KATZ

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