Urban Kvetch

April 29, 2010

03 · Issue 3, Urban Kvetch

Rabbis in Kilts What fun-loving Orthodox rabbi doesn't want to frolic around in a skirt every once in a while? You've got to give it up for these free-balling, wild and crazy Scotsmen. Malted whiskey, bagpipes...

Urban Kvetch: “Impressions Under Water” by Leni Riefenstahl

April 29, 2010

Impressions Under Water by Leni Riefenstahl Hitler's little media darling will soon release a 45-minute documentary about life in the Indian Ocean, with footage taken from over two thousand dives. Riefenstahl'...

Urban Kvetch: France

April 29, 2010

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France Tourism down in the land of waifs and dog shit? Ah, gay Paris ...

Urban Kvetch: Cleveland

April 29, 2010

Cleveland Cleveland deftly illustrates how a city can funnel millions of dollars into subsidizing fancy new sports arenas (at the expense of little things like, oh, city schools and public housing), but when a...

Urban Kvetch: The Jewish Roll

April 29, 2010

The Jewish Roll The Japanese cats over at Crazy Fish restaurant in Los Angeles are just calling it what it is. No need to gloss things over by calling it a "Philadelphia Roll" or a "Brooklyn Roll" like other r...

Urban Kvetch: “Vader Abraham im Land der Schlumpfe”

February 1, 2002

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Vader Abraham im Land der Schlumpfe I'm assuming that Vader Abraham is the guy on the cover of this obscure vinyl 45", but why is he singing love songs to oversized Smurfs? Is he supposed to be Hasidic or ju...

Urban Kvetch: “Brooklyn Babylon”, directed by Marc Levin

February 1, 2002

Brooklyn Babylon, directed by Marc Levin Everyone from the New York Times to Artisan, the company that funded it, hated this updated King Solomon and Queen of Sheeba love story. They hated it so much that it...

Urban Kvetch: The Black Hat

February 1, 2002

The Black Hat This style is truly fly. Not only does it go with any outfit, but the black fedora is just straight hustler. Humphrey Bogart might have popularized it, but the Baal Shem Tov pioneered the look at...

Urban Kvetch: Manishewitz Cherry Wine

February 1, 2002

Manishewitz cherry wine Different fruit, same toxic dreck. Really, wasn't it insulting enough to do this to grapes? They should have quit while they were ahead (with everyone passed out in the puke on their se...

Urban Kvetch: Senator Diane Feinstein

February 1, 2002

Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) Diane Feinstein is the uber-carpool mom. Just look at her. Now imagine that it's 7:35 on Sunday morning and you scramble out to her honking station wagon. You're sitting in t...

Urban Kvetch: King Zionic Root Drink

February 1, 2002