Urban Kvetch: Manishewitz Cherry Wine

Manishewitz cherry wine
Different fruit, same toxic dreck. Really, wasn’t it insulting enough to do this to grapes? They should have quit while they were ahead (with everyone passed out in the puke on their seder plates.) As always, drinking more than a bottle induces a psychedelic trance similar to a k-hole along with memory loss, dizziness, and the possibility of violence. How did the Manischewitz family lock down the kosher table-wine industry with this shite? We smell corruption.

LATISHA FINKELSTEIN

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