Polanski: “I Only Ask to Be Treated Fairly like Anyone Else”
Really, Roman? Let's think about what that actually means.
Linkin’ Continental
Baskin Robins newest mascot will whoop your ass if you touch his sister. (Afrojacks)
Attention Black Folks: You are now legally allowed to make fun of Jews. Just get married! (Black Voices)
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How to Get Jews to Forgive: Obama’s Tough Week
Struggling to hang onto just a shred of Jewish support, the president has been on a "charm offensive" recently. Making calls, sending out minions and serving kosher meals to elderly Holocaust survivors -- a...
Iraq Wants Jewish Treasure. Jewish People? Not So Much.
Iraqi delegates are leaning on the U.S. State Department to hand over some Jewish artifacts and documents -- including marriage licenses and even Torah scrolls. Samir Sumaidaie, Iraq's ambassador to the U.S.,...
Heebmagazine.com Relaunches
We’re sure that last week, when you sat down in front of your computer with your customary martini* and tub of Vaseline, you were horrified to find that Heebmagazine.com wasn’t there. We pray both that you forg...
Links: We Find ‘Em So You Can Procrastinate
Orthodoxy rebels: Israeli cheerleaders flout society by "not being sexy." (Yahoo)
Paris Hilton tries to tell reporters that she's "earned everything she has" unlike her rich, privileged friends; reporters ca...
Chosen Books: “The Bedwetter”
Part tell-all, part explanation for anything she's ever said or done that might have offended, all hilarious, The Bedwetter is also full of pictures of genitals. (No spoilers on which type of genitals or whose. Sorry, you'll just have to buy it to see, pervert.)
Urban Kvetch: Israel Independence Day
You get the feeling that the party's almost over -- that it'll be a miracle if we make it to 63, that the great experiment has failed and total annihilation is imminent, and it's a feeling you're used to, only ...
The Internet Is a Dark Abyss: Holocaust Fanfiction
If you're not into anime and the whole wapanese (white Japanese) scene, you've probably haven't encountered a lot of fanfiction. Sexing up even the holiest of myths and icons, these trashy stories written by ev...
David, Rahm and Me
Rumors continue to swirl that Bibi Netanyahu, Prime Minister of the Jewish State, has played the timeless "self-hating Jew" card against Rahm Emmanuel.
