_Heeb_ @ Sundance: Sentimental Boys
500 Days of Summer, a post-modern love story, unfolds by juxtaposing the high and low points of a failed romance, constantly jumping back and forth in time. In a bit of a role reversal from traditional romantic...
Breaking: Courtney Love NOT Anti-Semitic
We've heard it from bloggers, the Post and our readers—Courtney Love is anti-Semitic. Yeah, yeah, she made a crack about "Jew loan officers" and "Jew private banks," true. But one out of context comment does no...
Last Licks
And so we have reached the end of the administration of the man many Jews consider "the best friend Israel ever had" in the White House. To recap for those who weren't paying attention, since then, Is...
Is Beastiality the New Black?
As per last week's posting on Amazon reviewer Ari Brouillette, witty internet commentary is, in my (small and humble) opinion, the written word's most exciting unmined art form. That said, I've recently taken ...
The Rest is Cream Cheese
Nevermind what the critics are saying. Allen Salkin's piece about Bernie Madoff's frat brothers in the Sunday Styles Section was not only a deft curve ball for the paper of record, but also--with the exception ...
Every Time You Cute Up Words, A Million Kittens Die
There I was, minding my own business, reading a women's magazine at the gym, when the word reached up from the perfumed page, grabbed me by the throat and squeezed until my eyeballs practically catapulted acros...
In Defense of Courtney Love
On Friday, Page Six ran an item on our recent interview with Courtney Love and focused on her purported "anti-Semitic ravings." The evidence? A line half-way through the 5,550 word piece in which she ...
Allegedly Gay (Definitely Fat) Basketball Player Sued By Jewish Ex-Con Driver
Eddy Curry, former Chicago Bull, current New York Knick, and all-around fatso, has some big, fat litigation coming his way. The oversized Curry, former NBA leader in field goal percentage (like five years ago.....
Brooklyn In a Bottle
The last time I checked, the smells coming out of the borough of Brooklyn weren't anything that I'd want to bottle and wear on my person. There's Park Slope, which often exudes the sweet smell of baby powder, a...
DMX: Don’t Bend Over for the Bubble Bath
DMXmay belocked up in an Arizonaslammer, but he's found away to voice his grievances--namely, pink uniforms. Check outthis ridiculoustelevision interview whereMr. Crazy McLithium himself waxes nostalgic about t...
Culturally Insensitive To the Last Drop
So apparently coffee company Tchibo and gas company Esso were running an ad campaign in Germany in which their slogan ("Jedem den Seinen") was pretty much the same as the words adorning a concentratio...
