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It's really annoying when people put "quotes" around things for "no reason." That's why this blog is "awesome." Check it....
Public Stoning?
Oliver Stone was recently spotted playing soccer and chewing coca leaves with President Evo Morales of Bolivia. Papers speculate that Stone's trip to the foreign land could be connected to upcoming documentary ...
Mostly Sunny With A Chance Of Showers
Just when I thought I was out of excuses for not visiting my grandparents a feces-throwing monkey, on the loose in Tampa, FL, saves the day. ...
_Choose Your Own Adventure_ … With This Guy
For those of you who haven't picked up a copy of our Politics issue, there's a feature in there called Choose Your Own Adventure: Dubya's Last Day in the White House where you get to decide the fate of Curious ...
Who Is Ari Brouillette?
Ari Brouillette--if that's even his real name--writes amazingly hilarious bogus reviews on _Amazon.com_. According to his Amazon profile, Brouilette has been f-ing with Amazon customers for over five years now...
Baby Bust: Continuing Coverage
Babies Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Hoszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were removed from their New Jersey home Tuesday by the state Division of Youth and Family Services. No one seem...
Say it Ain’t So, Gwyneth
So tonight Jewdar is all set to watch the truly remarkable Waltz with Bashir, and a trailer comes on for a Jewquin Phoenix/Gwyneth Paltrow (whose Abrahamic ancestry is sufficiently well-known to need no dazzlin...
Civil Divorce
In a move eagerly awaited by embarrassed advocates of intermarriage, Blake Civil-Fielder (aka, The British K-Fed) announced that he would be divorcing Amy Winehouse, allegedly due to her adultery. Jewdar prays...
Only in Alaska
Betcha didn't know that Alaska has the highest per capita sex offences in the country. In a twist of irony, one of the many convicted Alaskan sex offenders won a $500 000 lottery over the weekend. What's more i...
Still Don’t Believe in Modern Love
Maybe Christina Raines should write a "Modern Love" column--it could possibly be entitled "Fatal Attraction."Christina Raines is a 23-year-old Illinois resident who is dating--nay! engaged t...
Fruit Loops
This is probably my favorite internet game ever made. FRUIT MYSTERY will likely cause the player to have epileptic glory spins, but it's probably worth it. (Thanks to Goodjobbbbbbb)...
Consumerism for Change?
As the economy sinks slowly down the tubes, one man proving to be recession-proof is Shepard Fairey. The New York Times reports that the street artist, whose first project involved infiltrating city streets wit...
