Kosher Ham
Apparently Kroger's isn't the only grocery store in Texas that can't keep its kosher inventory straight. This photo, taken at Sam's Club, was submitted by Heeb 100 alum Robert McKee, also infamous for seeking v...
Yisrael Campbell Slices Schmeckle Thrice, Now Stars in Off-Broadway Show
Chris Campbell was first circumcised at birth. It was in the hospital and, as he was born a Catholic, for medical reasons only. But after an alcoholic childhood, the Philly native converted to reform Judaism at...
Robo-Schtupp
The year is 2020—the massage parlors are empty. Millions of dejected prostitutes have gone back to school. And Hasidic Jews all over the world are achieving sexual fulfillment within the confines of their own h...
JudaicaFAIL
I can't tell you how much time I waste mocking basketball yarmulkes, matzoh toilet seats and the ubiquitous array of Super Jew t-shirtsI find online. But now that I've discoveredJudaican't, a Tumblr account com...
This Is a Post to Garry’s Show …
For the past month or so, I've literally been nodding off to sleep every night to It's Garry Shandling's Show. That is, ever since I got my hands on the 80s series (complete with all 72 episodes and a shitload ...
How to Play with Your Dog’s Schmeckle
No bullshit, kids. This lady actually shows you how to "treat" your pet's dong for. . . well, some kind of terrible doggie penis dysfunction. But she never takes her hand off it! (Watch her work the m...
Neither Rain Nor Sleet: Woody Allen’s Cousin Will Sort Your Mail
Meet Edward, a Brooklyn postal worker who talks with his hands, owns prescription lenses and is totally neurotic about USPS policy.
An Interview with Actor Taylor Negron: You Know, *That* Guy
You probably don't know Taylor Negron by name but have seen him in Easy Money, The Last Boy Scout, Punchline, Bio-Dome, Better Off Dead, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Nothing But Trouble and more than likely a ...
Artemis from _It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia_ Fights for the Troops
Actress Artemis Pebdani, who plays the scene-stealing, lecherous asshole-bleached lush on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, got some on action on Hulu this week. On the latest Sunny episode, "The Gang Wr...
Guss’ Pickles Ad Campaign Takes It Down A Notch
In response to the complaints on the trashy nature of Guss' Pickles previous ad that Heeb created over the summer, we went a more subtle route this season. (Click here for larger image.) Find the ad above and m...
Raekwon Makes GeographyFAIL on Twitter
I'm really happy that most of the Wu Tang members pimp themselves on the Twizzle to further inform us of all their tour dates and tshirt prices. But, last I checked, Connecticut isn't a city, proving this statu...
Shore Thing
I'm taking a piss in the foulest men's room in Coney Island when Artemis Pebdani bursts in. Apparently unconcerned that I might consider the act of urination to be a private moment, the actress pulls a lighter ...
