Author Brian Abrams

This just in: Some hornball in the U.K. slipped his junk into a seductive metal pipe, requiring both firemen and medical assistance to get his baby arm out of there. (Hate it when that happens.)After using a fo...

According to Harold Ramis, that Ghostbusters threequel's on the way and will "introduce some new young Ghostbusters, and all the old guys will be in it, too." And now I can't stop thinking how obvious...

Eli Roth was Tweeting last night for a half-hour straight about how his trip to Mexico turned into a horror movie. Sea urchins chewed the director bloody. "It was like a scene out of Starship Troopers,&quo...

(video after the jump)If you'd stopped by the Heeb office recently, you would know how obsessed I've been with this 70-minute review of Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace. I was so obsessed that I reached...

(video after the jump)From the brilliant YouTuber who taught us all how much drag queen culture mirrors 80s pop iconography, we now get the piss-your-pants, funny episode of "The Golden Shower Girls."...

When critics reference our generation's most influential comedic forces, you always hear a tired litany of the same names (enough with the Woody Allen already). But there's a gentle giant among Hollywood's humo...

This Semitic valley girl specializes in domination and humiliation, is available all day on Jesus' birthday and, get this, most of her clientele is goy."Christmas is a major day to take advantage of the dr...

The Music Issue made the cut on an episode of this season's Curb Your Enthusiasm. ...

Comic/former head writer of The Howard Stern Show Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling will tell a seven-minute "Jewish" story at the Heeb Storytelling event at Joe's Pub in New York City. So why ...

Because I wasn't already a hairy enough Jew boy in the second grade....