Firefighters Rescue Schmeckle Trapped in Metal

This just in: Some hornball in the U.K. slipped his junk into a seductive metal pipe, requiring both firemen and medical assistance to get his baby arm out of there. (Hate it when that happens.)

After using a four-and-a-half-inch grinder on the pipe for a good 30 minutes, the man’s aroused penis was finally freed. According to a fire department spokesman "The crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting."

With his love for cold metal cavities, I bet this guy would have "fucked" Rosie from The Jetsons when playing Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Robot Edition. What about you? Click to play.

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