I Feel Jesus Inside Me

I accept Jesus as my personal savior, Hallelujah! I’ve converted from Babeland’s battery-operated nicknacks to Divine Interventions’s Jackhammer Jesus (click to explore color options for this 7 1/2-inch high, 1 3/4-inch diameter silicone bad boy of Nazareth). Sure, Moses can make a rock wet and a bush burn, but the Son of God was five dollars cheaper.

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Barring a serious sale, the only way I foresee returning to the fold is if an extra-large vibrating schnozz modeled after Jeff Goldblum hits the market.

What do you think?

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Notorious J.A.P.

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  2. Anonymous

    I am looking to get one for my son as a present. I bought him one when he was younger, but you could only really see the moon through it. I guess I will need to go up market this time.. move ipod music |

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