Jew Hunting at the Golden Globes
I could give a shit about award shows, but the Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning (check out the nominees) and it's heartening to see the Heeb Best of 5769 get its deserved share of recognitio...
Lisa Lampanelli Wishes You A Happy Hannukah
To plug her book, Chocolate, Please, Lisa Lampanelli turns Heeb's Hannukah photo shoot into her last chance to play with big black dildos. "I'm engaged now, man," she says. Since the Queen of Mean is marrying a...
Roseanne Barr Is Hitler. . . Again
In case you missed Roseanne Barr on The Wendy Williams Show this morning, don't worry, she didn't kill anybody. However, the History Channel can't say the same because the hellacious housewife from our Germany ...
Bobcat Goldthwait Makes Great Movies, You’re An Asshole for Not Caring
(clips after the jump)This morning marks the arrival of Bobcat Goldthwait's World's Greatest DadDVD. Come to think of it, I already told you about the black comedy back when it was in theaters over the summer. ...
Praying for Release of Footstone’s Second Album, _Schmeckle City Rubdown_
The world's greatest album title is one step closer to entering its deserved place in music history. Punk/pop garage Footstone broke up 15 years ago, after the release of their first album,Lippy, but before the...
Gilbert Gottfried’s Career Still Dead, Obscure Clips Continue to Surface
(video after the jump)I really shouldn't spend so much time trolling for trolls, but I feel like my all-time favorite wisenheimer never gets any cred. Case in point: Look at this clip from 1997's short-lived Th...
Cable Access Idiocy at Its Finest
(video after the jump) This porkchop definitely deserves a place among my fave YouTube wack packers . . . and that is such an honor. As host for the regional talk show Heartland Heartbeat, Louie Benson shares ...
Because We Need More Menorah Songs
One thing I'm consistently grateful for is how, every year, there's some band that contributes to popular culture by musically reminding us just how fun the Festival of Lights can be. And if they do it with a c...
“Gimme Dat Christian Side-Hug”
(video after the jump)Please stop whatever you're doing and check out this live performance from a Christian rap group whose lyrics encourage the "Christian side-hug" because "front hugs be too s...
ChaCha Answers: The Final Solution to All Your Jew Questions
I think my new fave site might be ChaCha Answers, a dime-a-dozen wiki that responds to whatever's on your curious mind, which, for more than 7,200 people, involves the word "Jew."Of those "Jew&qu...
Rugel Rouser
Given that over twenty people in the Philippines were "beheaded and mutilated" by anarchistic meshugs just a couple hours ago, this probably isn't the best time to revel in some jokey, politically cha...
Media Unfairly Frames Coke-Snorting Rabbi as Tragic
While the media is writing a collective sob story over Rabbi Baruch Chalomish's drug bust and $1,000/week cocaine habit, which began after his wife died of cancer, I just gotta say: Dude is a bad ass.It was rep...
