_Blossom_’s Flowery Getup
I know it's a bit late to show off Halloween costumes, but this one is too good. I mean, really, how often does one get to check out Blossom's vagina walking the streets for candy and drinks? Related Posts:Our ...
Kid Soaked In Mother’s Milk
You're ripped from your mother's womb, denied her milk, stuffed in a crate for the remainder of your wretched days, then slaughtered, ground and shipped to upscale shoppes the world over. Well, upscale shoppes ...
The Men’s Room @ Dallas/Fort Worth Int’l Airport
Nearly a decade after 9/11 and its heightened security measures, it's disheartening to know that things are not yet where they need to be. Yes, this is bona fide bathroom signage inside Terminal E. A tornado is...
Jews are Cool, CNN Reports
According to CNN, young Jews are rediscovering their identities through a new wave of cultural experiments. This "New Jew" phenomenon has, according to the news outlet, expressed itself in the beverag...
Coming Soon from the Planet Hoth: The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
Known for converting some of the more pop culture obscurities into novelty items, ThinkGeek started out pretty small before snowballing into a into a fan boy juggernaut. About a decade ago founders, Willie Vadn...
Chai Times with Raekwon
When we last left off with Wu Tang Clan's resident Chef, I got him really baked, gave him a talking Scarface doll and he ended up professing his love for salmon. Since, the legendary lyricist has been on the hu...
Emanuel Bagel
I'd like to think that I'm on top of all the shmeckles, tushies and hooknosed tardation that pervades the Net (thank you, Google Alerts), but I'm embarrassed to admit that I overlooked Dan Lacey's 8x10-inch oil...
Matisyahu/ModernTribe Sweepstakes: Win a $500 Shopping Spree
Matsyahu's record label is giving away a bunch of bagel-biting fan boy crap (Matisyahu albums, tickets, sweatshirts, posters, T-shirts, etc) and online Judaica merchant ModernTribe has sweetened the pot with ...
Dreidel Hustler is Deep in Dudu
Big news, everyone: Dudu Fisher, the iconic Jewish crooner, who Heeb's publisher calls "better than Matisyahu," is back on tour. The man responsible for such odes as "Chazonim Oif Probe" and...
Bear Jewpedia
I know you're probably busy reading some important highbrow shit right now, but, when you've a moment, please join the rest of us Eli Roth fans in contributing to the Wiki-friendly Bear Jew Facts. Or at least ...
Roseanne Barr with First Hubby, 1980
This morning, Heeb's favorite Domestic Nazi Goddess decided to take me on a trip down memory lane with this photo from 1980 via email. Roseanne wrote:I left my home in Utah to go live in the mountains of Colora...
The Kosher Section at Kroger’s in Arlington, TX
A goy buddy of mine was walking down the "ethnic foods" aisle inside the southern-fried Kroger's grocery store. When he got to the kosher section, instead of gefilte balls and matzo fish, all he found...
