Author Brian Abrams

OK, so I did it while enduring that whole Peter Brady pubey phase, also around the same time I connected with Ernest Borgnine and George Carlin. Forgive me for the awkwardly strung sentences, my journalism skil...

Give it up for the raddest anti-Semitic online video in history. In it, our protagonist Jewberg (above) discovers the oh-so affordable legal buds made by Hypnoweed.Now, like any practicing pothead, I'm skeptica...

After watching Justin Heard inhale 40 Pizza Rolls on YouTube a couple months back, I contacted the Maryland native to see if he would want to follow up by inhaling a garbage can full of potato knishes.He went w...

I can't believe that with all the research and reporting that went into The Germany Issue that I missed the quaint Bavarian mountain town of Wank. I mean, damn: How could I overlook the fact that it even has a ...

Give it up for these ass-blowing champs.Leslie Nielsen on Random U.K. Morning Show: Instructor on Fitness Show: Regis on Live With Regis and Kelly: Brendan Pongia on Morning Fluffs: Mama ...

Last weekend at Comic-Con in San Diego, Lord of the Rings' Peter Jackson said he would be submitting a script for The Hobbit to Warner Bros. in the coming weeks.As soon as Jackson gets the green light, he will ...

OK, it's actually just a compilation of truffle shuffle dances from an array of online pishers in honor of former actor Jeff B. Cohen, who played everyone's favorite pudge-packer in The Goonies and also wrote a...

I also love how Rod Steiger drops a "sheeny" in there, a slur neglected on the playground for far too long. ...

So two weeks back in Fort Worth, Texas, a random tool awaited the results of Letter Scavenger Hunt #8 on Downtownfortworth.com. However, the winner of this hunt wasn't posted in a timely fashion, and said tool ...

Back in 1992, Scott Raab started getting the big bucks for interviewing famous people. Fast-forward almost two decades, and Raab is still cranking out celebrity profiles for the best daddy magazine on the plane...

You know him best as Lamar Latrelle, the the nelly Tri-Lamb with the limp-wristed javelin throw in Revenge of the Nerds, but actor Larry B. Scott is like the Lon Chaney of the '80s teen comedy. The Queens nativ...

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