Author Brian Abrams

Not that my opinion is the end-all/be-all, but this array of clever profiles certainly grabbed my attention. (Three guesses or so for where my mind is at for the majority of the day. Better yet, what will next ...

Atlantique Records (which I guess is like the Folex of the music industry) has reissued Stephen Schneider's "Check your Schmeckle," a song about the dangers of contracting lime disease from deer ticks while cam...

The online local listings schmucks (a.k.a. Yelp) sent the above e-blast to their San Francisco listserv early this morning, only to follow up nine hours later with an apology from the editors. They changed the ...

At last, someone out there is more obsessed than I am with television's go-to Jew, Fyvush Finkel. The 85-year old Brooklyn actor turned me down for an interview back in '07 because our rag was too racy (and I h...

I may not subscribe to N+1 or Lapham's Quarterly ... but can still spot a literary masterpiece when it comes my way. ...

The Schmeeckle Reserve at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point is now looking for summer interns. Hahaha. Schmeeckle. ...

Okay, so she's actually Italian, which doesn't exactly qualify her as a bubbe, but c'mon: She's getting tushy-shtupped by the family dog and is such a good sport about it. That's totally honorary Heeb material ...

As if Saucony Originals' winter season wasn't boss enough (especially the spelling bee event where our intern got smashed), the sneaker pimps were kind enough to award us with this "Most Jewish" plaqu...

After a few too many at the T.G.I. Fridays' inside Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, this sloppy souse got a new pair of bracelets, courtesy of the police. She says she was clinked because she's Jewish—w...

Modern Hooker (she will not give her real name) is a prostitute who back in January launched a comic strip and has since tweeted her twat off to build an online audience--only for fun. ("Traffic schmaffic,...

I don't know what's more tragic about this video: The level of brutality that five-o used to placate this party animal, or the fact that tweezers wouldn't help this dude get the jizz out....