Author Brian Abrams

Dave Praeger, author of Poop Culture and helmer of the website www.poopreport.com, hit me up to buy his site a couple days ago. Praeger explains his rationale behind the 120K asking price by pointing to its ave...

I know it's crude, but you have to appreciate that this little setup has been my ass's saving grace. It's way too difficult to drop a bomb in our Brooklyn bathroom with five co-workers typing away at their keyb...

Some say that www.pmsbuddy.com (a website that alerts your friends and neighbors when Aunt Flow is in town) is just lightly masked URL trash rolling the clock back on Women's Lib.However, one regional mommy blo...

The gossip gods at TMZ have reported that old meshug Jackie Mason referred to President Obama as a "schfartzer" during a standup performance last Thursday, and that multiple members in the audience we...

Two nights ago at the Fat Cat, Saucony sponsored a pingpong tourney for a slew of NYC media companies. (If you recall last summer, the sneaker company treated us to a few happy hours and whiffleball games in Ce...

Troll 2 is about this idiotic family who vacations in a deserted town populated by a bunch of creepy hooknoses--pretty much the shittiest movie ever. And I'm obsessed with it. But even more horrifying/hilarious...

Found at the grocery down the street from our office. digg_url = 'http://digg.com/people/When_Kosher_Fever_Goes_Too_Far'; ...

If you thought Major Asshole (of Spaceballs fame) had the funniest anatomical moniker in the friendly skies, you haven't met Southwest Airlines' very own Captain Frank Schmuck. Dude even has his own website. (S...

Props to online jackass Jake Hurwitz for taking our bastardized Yiddish expression to another level. ...

Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards were announced today, and we're happy to see that Heeb 100 alum Lizzy Caplan was given Best First-Time Nude Scene for her totally bare performance in HBO's True Blood. Hats ...

For 15 years Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling held the honorable title of Head Writer on The Howard Stern Show. From creating bits to writing quick comebacks for Howard to providing uncontrollable laughter, the L...

For those of you who haven't picked up a copy of our Politics issue, there's a feature in there called Choose Your Own Adventure: Dubya's Last Day in the White House where you get to decide the fate of Curious ...