Deep Economic Doo Doo
Dave Praeger, author of Poop Culture and helmer of the website www.poopreport.com, hit me up to buy his site a couple days ago. Praeger explains his rationale behind the 120K asking price by pointing to its ave...
Squatter’s Rights
I know it's crude, but you have to appreciate that this little setup has been my ass's saving grace. It's way too difficult to drop a bomb in our Brooklyn bathroom with five co-workers typing away at their keyb...
P.M.S. Funny
Some say that www.pmsbuddy.com (a website that alerts your friends and neighbors when Aunt Flow is in town) is just lightly masked URL trash rolling the clock back on Women's Lib.However, one regional mommy blo...
Schfartz Attack!
The gossip gods at TMZ have reported that old meshug Jackie Mason referred to President Obama as a "schfartzer" during a standup performance last Thursday, and that multiple members in the audience we...
_Heeb_ Prevails in Ping Pong
Two nights ago at the Fat Cat, Saucony sponsored a pingpong tourney for a slew of NYC media companies. (If you recall last summer, the sneaker company treated us to a few happy hours and whiffleball games in Ce...
_Troll 2_ and the Semiotics of Jewishness in 21st Century America
Troll 2 is about this idiotic family who vacations in a deserted town populated by a bunch of creepy hooknoses--pretty much the shittiest movie ever. And I'm obsessed with it. But even more horrifying/hilarious...
Roast Beef Sushi Fail
Found at the grocery down the street from our office. digg_url = 'http://digg.com/people/When_Kosher_Fever_Goes_Too_Far'; ...
Pilot Gives Whole New Meaning to “Cockpit”
If you thought Major Asshole (of Spaceballs fame) had the funniest anatomical moniker in the friendly skies, you haven't met Southwest Airlines' very own Captain Frank Schmuck. Dude even has his own website. (S...
Whoopie-Shtup
Props to online jackass Jake Hurwitz for taking our bastardized Yiddish expression to another level. ...
Lizzy Caplan Wins Anatomy Award
Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards were announced today, and we're happy to see that Heeb 100 alum Lizzy Caplan was given Best First-Time Nude Scene for her totally bare performance in HBO's True Blood. Hats ...
Jackie Martling: The _Heeb_ Interview
For 15 years Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling held the honorable title of Head Writer on The Howard Stern Show. From creating bits to writing quick comebacks for Howard to providing uncontrollable laughter, the L...
_Choose Your Own Adventure_ … With This Guy
For those of you who haven't picked up a copy of our Politics issue, there's a feature in there called Choose Your Own Adventure: Dubya's Last Day in the White House where you get to decide the fate of Curious ...
