Deep Economic Doo Doo

Dave Praeger, author of Poop Culture and helmer of the website www.poopreport.com, hit me up to buy his site a couple days ago. Praeger explains his rationale behind the 120K asking price by pointing to its averages of 50,000 pages per day on 12,000 uniques. September 2008 search words Top 15 of 96,227 total search strings:

1. 2097 1.08 percent poop report

2. 1668 0.86 percent floating poop

3. 1480 0.76 percent poop

4. 1240 0.64 percent magnesium citrate

5. 1089 0.56 percent anal leakage

6. 1018 0.52 percent poopreport

7. 608 0.31 percent white poop

8. 554 0.29 percent shart

9. 517 0.27 percent poop fetish

10. 502 0.26 percent green poop

11. 464 0.24 percent oxy powder

12. 459 0.24 percent bloody poop

13. 415 0.21 percent poop floats

14. 378 0.19 percent itchy ass

15. 374 0.19 percent ultimate cleanse

September 2008 total visits: 345,568

September 2008 visits from search: 193,000

Praeger believes that by reaching to targeted to advertisers like toilet manufacturers, toilet paper manufacturers, colon health companies, laxative companies and other pharmaceuticals and humor and gag gift companies, the investment could pay dividends.

With the stock market gone to shit and Fortune 500 companies increasingly going down the toilet, maybe it makes some poetic sense to be bullish on bodily waste. Any takers out there?

What do you think?

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Brian Abrams

2 Responses

  1. darlean

    How did this conversation occur? Did you approach him, or did he approach you? Did he ask you to buy his site out of the blue, or was it just in passing that this was mentioned? I would love some clarification, as I’m a longtime pooperfriend.

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