Squatter’s Rights

I know it’s crude, but you have to appreciate that this little setup has been my ass’s saving grace. It’s way too difficult to drop a bomb in our Brooklyn bathroom with five co-workers typing away at their keyboards just a brown stone’s throw away, so I have been using this emergency dreck station for the past few months in an unoccupied suite of an undisclosed floor in our office’s building.

I actually think my colleagues appreciate my little hole-a-day getaway too as they’ve been using our office’s scented candle a lot less lately.

What do you think?

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Brian Abrams

9 Responses

  1. lobster

    you can tell which toilet the dreidel hustla uses when you see not one, but TWO toilet brushes… that bowl needs a double-fisting when he’s done with it..

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  2. cljarrett

    Nice set up man! Who knew that the dreidel hustler was into scented candles?????

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  3. iconic

    hey dreidel. Your post probably inspired the ‘ Toilet ‘ posting /pic on Gawker today ….. except that Heeb toilet has a roll of paper. (And two bowl brushes.)

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