Do You Want That Toasted?
There's a new neighborhood blog in NYC that's fed up with gentrification and the mediocre eateries that always seem to follow. Its writers recently compiled an impressive (and often cruel/funny) roundup of the ...
Dreidel Blowjobs
These tools may have flunked their oral exam in dreidel, but I can assure you that this is not the case in our totally uncensored, too-hot-for-the-Internet Strip Dreidel video, which can be found among the DVD ...
Food Porn
From a map of India to a Heineken beer cap to a Nikon digicam, the desk jockeys at Oddee.com did a bang-up job putting together a nice, clean collection of the web's most elaborate cake art. It's amazing what y...
_Over Da Rainbow_: The _Heeb_ Review
Courtesy of "The Pearl"If you want to watch a 20-minute hip-hoppy short film that finds itself somewhere between John Cameron Mitchell's first (and completely nelly) attempt at making Hedwig and the A...
Ass Play
The second edition of the webcomic Assholes hit last week. This time, we find our douchebag protagonists in quite the dilemma as assholes Josh and Mitch get stuck inside a Mexican jail cell where they try to av...
Heebonics
Tushy-Shtup, noun, verb (from the yiddish "tuchis" and "shtup")
1. Anal intercourse.Â
2. To screw someone over.
Al Gore produced a $100 million documentary and won an Oscar as well as the Nobel Prize, ...
Tushy Talk
Jewdar has been riding my ass lately, not because of its apple-shaped firmness, but because of the Heebonics entry I managed to finagle into our Politics Issue that apparently bastardizes Yiddish. Sorry Jewdar,...
Now Crystal Clear
Since Dan Akroyd's digital endorsement for Crystal Head Vodka infested the Internet tubes, moviegoing boozehounds have been scratching their heads. Many dismiss the viral vid as a fake, a marketing ploy to both...
Guttenberg Tuchus Update
When I first saw the video of Police Academy's Steve Guttenberg "caught" jogging around with his dong and backside hanging out of an oversized sleeveless tee, I had my suspicions. If you watch closely...
Penis Academy
First a black President, next Steve Guttenberg jogging naked through the park.Reminds me of one of those zany Police Academy-esque mishaps? You know, like the time Proctor lost all his clothes at the policeman'...
Enter the “Dreidel Hustler” Doll
First, it was just a name I gave my MySpace page, something that would capture my gambling addict alter-ego and caricaturize my Internet persona in a sort of pathetic larger-than-life softcore pornstar kind of ...
_Jewish Living_ Craps Out
Suburban Jewish housewife rag, Jewish Living, announced yesterday that it would be closing up shop. According to sources, investors suspended the monthly in reaction to Monday's market crash (not because it's m...
