_Indignation_
The intersection between the political and the personal has proved to be the defining theme of late-period Philip Roth. In American Pastoral (1997), the author served up a stinging elegy for '60s-era idealism t...
The Dude Accessorizes
Give it up to the boys at the West Coast toy company Bif Bang Pow for paying attention to detail. Since Lebowski Fest is headed to NYC in November, I'm sure I'm not the only Yid in town who will need to gear u...
One Hump or Two?
If anyone out there has any clue how I can get my hands on a copy of the long-forgotten Look at the Schmuck on That Camel (The One-Hump Version), do speak up. Thanks....
All in the Family
Normally one wouldn't expect such a sweet gesture from Heeb 100 alum Robert McKee (above, white T-shirt), but on Monday the 34-year-old Texas Jew famous for his YouTube smear campaign against a shitty airline a...
Robert Rhine: The _Heeb_ Interview
Zany absurdist magazines come and go, but you never hear of one in which one of the financial backers was actually killed by a grizzly bear leaving the surviving partner to handle the fortune and glory of a com...
Wack Job
Last week, actor Ernest Borgnine confessed to Fox News that he chronically spanks his monkey -- information that would have been useful to me before my bare hands touched the very questionairre that his sticky ...
Deeply Fried
I know sometimes I say or do things around here that human resources isn't totally cool with, but why the Associated Press would even consider running such a profoundly racist story about inmate Tremayne Durham...
Pastry Porn
For those practicing pervs tiring from all the 2 Girls 1 Cup vids, have no fear: a new fetish video is taking the nation by storm. Without further ado, I give you cake farts. ...
Relax, Israel is Still a Country
With so much drama in the digital world these days (especially this week's Scrabulous crisis), it pains me to hear that some kids who refer to themselves as the "Jewish Internet Defense Force" hacked...
_W’s_ White Trash Trailer
A few months back, some academics were up in arms about Oliver Stone's upcoming presidential satire W, with Josh Brolin (above) in the title role. BFD. The totally awesome teaser went web live a few days ago. P...
Summer Issue Release Party
Join us on Thursday, July 31 for our Summer Issue Release Party at Bowery Electric (327 Bowery) in Manhattan from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. And definitely show up the first hour for a few free helpings of Heeb Punch, c...
News Groper
Recently the boys down at the General Authority for Islamic Affairs and Endowments declared that using your neighbor's wi-fi without permission is a fatwa, as a "Muslim's property is not for the taking unl...
