Guess Who’s the Jew?
It disturbs me that I pulled this vid from a white supremacist site, but I'm grateful that this Stern classic (a segment from his 1992 VHS Butt Bongo Fiesta) can be enjoyed online in any capacity. ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Watch the Game Highlights
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You sit down on the edge of Ginsburg's bed to watch highlights of the football game. Terrell Owens catches a touchdown pass for the Cowboys. You smile. That T.O. is one heck of...
_Heeb_ Presents:
You Push the Button
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You take a deep breath and push the button, your hand shaking more than you thought it would.
"What the—?" you mutter as the White House garage door opens.
"Gotcha!" Rumsfeld r...
The Storch Delivers
After a one-year hiatus from David Storch: The Only Jew in New Hampshire, David graces us with another misadventure, this time, getting a dose of anti-Semitism at a local cafe. ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Look in the Closet
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You walk in the closet and much to your surprise you ï¬nd
yourself face-to-face with Vice President Cheney.
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"Vice President Cheney, what are you doing here?"
A startled Che...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Hit the Snooze Button
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Bzzt! That damn snooze button is going off again. Â
Do you:
Hit snooze once more.
OR
Start your day....
_Heeb_ Presents:
Do the Lord's Bidding
The Secret Service drives you to Ginsburg's house and hands you a set of keys. You get out of the car, take a deep breath and walk towards the front door. Your hands sweat. Your heart b...
_Heeb_ Presents: Choose Your Own Adventure
The alarm clock goes off in the Lincoln Bedroom. Movers are barking at one other in the next room, a reminder that it's the morning of January 20, 2009, and your ï¬nal hours as President of the United States a...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Computer Golf in the Study
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Gosh darn, your study has been entirely packed up by the moving company, including your computer. Stacks of boxes ï¬ll the room. You open one of them. Aw, here's the flight ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Go to Prayer
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You ï¬nd a quiet corner in your bedroom, kneel down and prostrate yourself to the Lord. It was He who told you to give up a life of alcohol, drugs and pleasure-seeking. It was He who told ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Start Your Day
You skim through your morning Intelligence Brieï¬ng: Satellite images show a Russian troop build-up in Western Georgia; a fast-moving wildï¬re about 30 miles east of San Diego is spreading; ...